Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results

I want some Texas tea kettle right about now

by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025

Texas kiss

When you take a sip of water and push it through the lips to whoever you're making out with

Yo it was so hot outside that that girl gave me a Texas kiss

by noway421 June 18, 2022

texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 02, 2016

Texas Hog Licker

A person who licks the sweaty genitals of a morbidly obese male individual

I heard the new front desk lady is a Texas hog licker

by StihlSlinger August 09, 2024

Godley Texas

Home of the Karen’s

Godley Texas is the worst place to work in America

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Texas One Eye

A butthole that is larger than it should be, due to excessive anal sex.

Stay away from the Texas One Eye.

by Reddawg9895 August 05, 2024

texas wheel

tuesday tuesday innit fish n chips bottle of water oi oi oi
tea and crumpets
god save the queen

texas wheel is british

by zhauwneebuoi July 20, 2023