snake

a girl that lies or goes against you and is a fake friend, slags you off behind your back then is nice to your face.

Stacey’s such a snake, i told her not to talk to the boy i like but she did it anyway

by savetheturtleslol July 24, 2019

italian snake

Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!

Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.

by masterbaitsmate June 9, 2017

Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

Sarasota drain snake

To help loosen someone's bowels with your poop broom

After eating all this cheese i needed someone to give me the old Sarasota drain snake, to end my constipation.

by Le Stefan August 25, 2018

Snake

Sophie Henderson

ShEs SUch A sNaKE

by Yeetpotman September 25, 2019

stabbing snake

referring to a man's penis

Franny is so fine, I want to introduce her to my stabbing snake.

by hippy29 December 15, 2011