texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

Tea at home

Having big fat cocks at your house, ready for you to suck at any time

Oh I live with roommates, trust me, we have plenty of tea at home

by Pokasome June 5, 2020

Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results

I want some Texas tea kettle right about now

by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025

tea duck

When one apprehends a duck, arouses it, and then dips the corkscrew genitals into their partner's mouth consecutively.

Give me a sign: tea duck me baby one more time.

by hstrm July 23, 2014

british tea cup

someone who comes from britain and regularly drinks tea.

don't be such an british tea cup

by KetchupCake April 26, 2017

Tea

Tea, a warm herbal drink. It can also be known as penis.

“Hey girl you want this tea”
“Sure I’d love a good sip”

by Sipthetea445 November 23, 2018

Tea

Overused slang created my mindless chode gobbeling youtubers like Tana mongeau

What’s the tea sis

by Lilllllzo February 26, 2019