Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.

I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.

by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018

Texas Tophat

A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.

"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"

by texastophat January 5, 2024

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

the most ass movie ever

What’s that movie that sucked ass?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

by colabear18 April 13, 2022

Texas Salsa

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus

Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020

texas booty sauce

The mess you have to clean off your toilet after a terrible Mexican dinner.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that toilet? Its covered in some major texas booty sauce.

Guy 2: yeah man, who ever did that must have had some bad Mexican food

by Deathbybacon April 7, 2016

Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.

“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”

by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024

Texas Train Station

AKA extreme docking. The act of one man inserting his penis into the piss hole of another man's penis.

Hey Samuel, that's a pretty tiny dick you've got there, I've been gauging my piss hole just hoping I'd find a man with your size dick so you can stick it in mine and we can have a proper Texas Train Station.

by Idrill January 13, 2024