Go Suck an Ass 

Go Suck an Ass: similar to the phrase "go suck a dick," but worse. When you tell someone to "go suck an ass" It is THE WORST way you can yell at a tool who is pissing you off.

Julia G

He pissed me off, I told him to go suck an ass!

Boy: Send me a nude - Girl: Go suck an ass!

Go Suck an Ass by Go Suck an Ass April 20, 2018

Mind Suck 

Mind sucking is when you and your special someone get together and want to commit a suck but mentally so dad doesn't get jealous.

hey babe, can we mind suck. I don't want your dad to be jealous

Mind Suck by decayingThOughTs March 14, 2019

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is on October 17th so suck that dick!

It’s October 17th you know what that means, it’s national suck dick day

National suck dick day by Keeprunninlikeforest October 17, 2019

Homeless Suck-Off 

1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.

2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.

3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are

often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above

1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"

"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"

2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"

3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we

get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that

doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.

Homeless Suck-Off by BeanieBitch February 23, 2020

National suck some dick day 

An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !

Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th

Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl

National suck some dick day by Handlemycheesekaren July 1, 2020

You Suck At Cooking 

the only man who knows how to properly use a wang-jangler, and the only man who could ever steal my heart 🥵😩

person 1- you suck at cooking is so hot right 🥵
person 2- yeah 😩👹

You Suck At Cooking by simpforbiss June 19, 2021

u suck 

its a love language :D. in chaotic cows, u suck is automatically translated to i love you

'u suck sia'
'u suck feanna'

u suck by dvesl June 26, 2021