Celsius Sunrise

Celsius Lemon Lime Mixed with Tequila, a more delicious option than vodka redbull

I'm kinda tired for this party, could you make me a Celsius Sunrise?

by tacotacoburrito February 8, 2023

Swahili Surprise

When you wake up to black balls hanging in front of you. Behind the balls will be a flashlight to illuminate the balls. In your newly-awoken haze, this illuminated incandescence will make it seem as if they are surprise balloons at a party. For a comforting experience, it is helpful to play the song Circle of Life by Carmen Twillie and Lebo M. to recreate the intro scene from Lion King.

“Bro, I got knocked out in the gym and woke up under the punching bag. I thought it was a Swahili Surprise!”

“I used to get pink eye from the Swahili Surprises I would get in prison. Am I eligible for marijuana consumption now, doctor?”

Synonyms: Bright Nuts, Bulb Balls, Jingle Blacks

by Mmmhmmmhph February 24, 2023

Berlin surprise

The act of organising a birthday party for someone on a WhatsApp group that they are on. To both maintain an air of semi-secrecy and still respect the birthday haver’s wish of no surprise party, messages are typed and sent ‘quietly’.

Griff: ok guys, next Wednesday it is
Meg: Thilo is on the group though so we all have to type quietly

Gabe: ah, a good ole’ Berlin surprise

by Ashley Coates March 2, 2023

meatloaf sunrise

You awake your significant other when she is on her period and promptly blow a raspberry on her vagina and then eat her ass out with the spaghetti sauce on your face.

I woke up in my dorm and gave my girlfriend a meatloaf sunrise. She loved it, but now she has to change the sheets.

by myfullGodgivenname March 19, 2023

Bangkok Surprise

You’re on a date with a gorgeous woman, and you don’t see an Adam’s Apple. You get back to her place, reach under her skirt, and discover the two of you have three things in common…

The name comes from the honey traps set in Bangkok, Thailand, by a segment of transsexuals known as Thai Ladyboys. These moments of dawning comprehension are often quickly followed by extortion demands made by the “girl”.

Mike: “hey man, you’re not going to believe this! That girl Jeff took to the motel, was a total Bangkok Surprise! ROFLMFAO!

by Dog of Mystery April 8, 2023

Idaho surprise

When you find human excrement in a public place.

I was walking through the park and accidentally stepped in an Idaho Surprise.

by anonymous April 16, 2023

Belgium surprise

When randomly, in the act of intercourse, a man switches his dong out for a Belgium sausage.

Marshall gave his girl the night of her life when he gave her a Belgium surprise.

by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023