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Grammatical Rule of Thumb 

1.Using "he" in a sentence as the default pronoun(instead of "he or she") for someone of an unknown gender,a person using this rule is thus considered a sexist by feminists.
2. Rule that compares such a person previously described to that of a wife-beater(wife beating is where the Rule of Thumb part originates).
My feminist English teacher yelled at me about my use of the Grammatical Rule of Thumb in my English paper.
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beta-ruler 

"man that beta-ruler, best stay away from MY girlfriend"
beta-ruler by derrrrrrrrr October 22, 2008

Splash Radius Rule

A rule that states: When a man is choosing which urinal to pee in, he must keep at least one urinal between him and the man next to him(if possible). This is to avoid the "splash" of urine from one man onto the other.
Seeing that there was someone else using a urinal, John decided to use the urinal 2 away from the man to avoid breaking the splash radius rule and getting the man's urine on his clothing.

5 second rule 

an excuse to eat food off the floor.
Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM
Jason: Dude...
Eric: 5 SECOND RULE

Tall people rule #3 

You are legally allowed to bully any short person
Well according to Tall people rule #3, I’m legally allowed to bully you cause you’re short

Runescape 

The Most ADDICTIVE game ever. Thousands of people play everyday and waste hours of their life. The point is to raise levels and fight other players. The censor takes out every single word that may be consitered rude. Stupid people pay $5 a month for a membership.
"Sorry, I can't go to the mall, I'm playing runescape and I'm fighting the kbd!!! Oh SHIT... NOOOO.... "
Runescape by Sarah December 28, 2004

Ground Rule Double 

Having cyber-sex with your significant other. This is referred to as a ground rule double because even though you may think you are going pretty far, you can ultimately only get to second base.
Eric: "How did your Skype conversation with your girlfriend go the other night?"

Sean: "Ground rule double every time bro!"

Mel: "LOLS"