Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion

Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky

by ByGeorge April 29, 2021

coffee ride

when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told

"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."

by coffeegal69 October 18, 2008

Gas powered bull ride

When you are having sexual intercourse with someone and they are face down. Lean in and whisper “Babe, I have to tell you something ....”. When they reply, fart the loudest, longest fart you can muster and hold on for The Gas Powered Bull Ride.

Bro, last night I ate hella broccoli and had mad gas and I went on a gas powered bull ride.

by Mooredj December 3, 2020

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

ROBLOX cart ride game

games on roblox where you uh go in a cart and ride the something like a cheeseburger or something

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by Ilbeity November 5, 2023

never ride dry

To always keep a bottle of Johnny Walker Red with you wherever you go, just in case.

Ralph said to Tony, "Party was a bummer this weekend, huh? Hey man, just never ride dry"

by Dan Witmer September 20, 2008

Ball Riding

When you think you know all about ball and think you have required ball knowledge to make ridiculous claims about soccer

Usually people do this when they talk about their favorite soccer players or soccer teams

Dumbass : Dude player1 is literally so much better than player2 in soccer
Smart Person : Nigga you are literally ball riding right now

by RealSmartGuy September 25, 2022