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Newton’s Nuggets

When two gentlemen’s balls smack together during a round of double penetration
I don’t know Maggie... Terrance and Quagmire seem really upset with each other after their Newton’s Nuggets last night. I don’t think they’ll want to go with us to Main Event this Thursday.”
by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020
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Nugget Soup

when a person without hands or feet nuts, (or ejaculates)
Girl: I had sex with this guy and he gave me some nugget soup.
Friend: Was it good?
Girl: Tasted kind of good actually, better than yours
by LittleMeatJerry November 16, 2016
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Chicken Nugget Mango

When ur an Indicisive little twerp
And can't decide what to eat
by Val~ January 1, 2023
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Trucker Nuggets

The nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl.

You may be asking yourself, "What are Trucker Nuggets?"

Picture it:

A big, hairy, sweaty truck driver is on the road all day long. He checks into a hotel for the night. He wants to be comfortable and he's by himself, so he strips down naked. He sits in the upholstered chair to eat his greasy dinner. Scratches "himself" a few times and flips through the TV channels with the remote. He then decides it's time for bed. He crawls under the sheets. As he is trying to get comfortable he passes gas a few times (one was a bit overzealous) turns out the lamp and goes to bed. The next morning he checks out. What is left behind? TRUCKER NUGGETS!

Trucker nuggets don't have to be in a hotel or made by a truck driver. The term refers to all those nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl. Some examples...
- A stained & worn waiting room chair upholstered with 1970's orange/yellow polyester woven fabric.
- Going in a thrift store and finding hair all over a shirt you were going to try on.
- Going in a really dirty public bathroom and watching your kids touch everything.

This is by no means meant to be disrespectful to truck drivers. The concept for trucker nuggets began In low budget hotels.
The hotel chair was covered in Trucker Nuggets.
by MrsDixon May 28, 2022
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Nuggets

A famous Youtube video showing what drug addiction is like.
Nuggets is a video that more people need to be.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2023
mugGet the Nuggetsmug.

Nugget

An obese Northern Irish person, usually ignorant and belligerent whilst simultaneously wholly focusing on themselves. So named, as the saying goes, because you are what you eat - and that is predominantly low quality cheap chicken nuggets.
That fucking nugget is going to help herself to a third pudding isn’t she!
by WillyWhopper9000 November 28, 2021
mugGet the Nuggetmug.

Cat Nugget

That guy is a total cat nugget broski
by Stangahoongas June 9, 2023
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