My dad

Some guy name Rick who is a mixed dued who wasn't in my life until I was 16

My dad: sorry kiddo I haven't been in your life

Me: whatever

by The teen parent May 21, 2021

ur dad

gone

ur dad left to get some milk

by just_some_dude- September 18, 2023

Jules Dad

A friend of Jeffrey Epstein, he has a huge dick and a bubble butt.

There goes Jules Dad again, at the island.

by badnice July 9, 2025

Dad Lattergrass

A werewolf from the 70's.

That Dad Lattergrass really pities da fools.

by The definitions offspring February 26, 2023

Angry Dad

A Angry Dad is a shooter, a style of cocktail, or mixed alcoholic beverage, intended to be consumed in one shot.

Ingredients: 1/2 shot cafe tequila, 1/2 shot Stone's Ginger Wine

They were some delicious Angry Dads you whipped up last night Geoff!

by Frano collins March 14, 2019

Dad

The guy that left for milk 13 years ago

"Dad, where are you going?"
"Just getting some milk, son."

by TheOnlyTwo December 2, 2020

Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom:wheres your dad

Me: oh he went to get some milk

by That ugly man October 22, 2019