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Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )
a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)
by fed lem March 26, 2020
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Have fun, jokesters

Guy number one: What does the "HFJ" in Cheesy HFJ's name stand for?
Guy number two: Have fun, jokesters.
by Itz KittyPinkiez May 29, 2024
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But at least I have the memory

‘But at least I have the memory…’ is a line from a song by the American musician & artist, Ariana Grande.

This line is at 2:33 on ‘Thinking Bout You’, a song by Ariana Grande that was released in 2016, part of her ‘Dangerous Woman’ album.

People often refer this quote to remembering something that is gone.
1: ‘What’s your favorite line from the album ‘Dangerous Woman’ by Ariana Grande?’
2: ‘“But at least I have the memory…” from ‘Thinking Bout You’!’
by MrPatch December 22, 2023
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A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.
*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"
by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022
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The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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Girls Just Wanna Have Rum

"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"
Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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