Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.

“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person”

by Aew December 16, 2019

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Food

Hella rude

Leo:”I hate you”
Sarah: “food”

by Ih2007 January 24, 2021

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Gossip Food

A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.

She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.

by ForgetMeKnot! June 27, 2019

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High School Cafeteria Food

The shittiest of shit. It's either overcooked or undercooked, or just straight up not cooked at all. The despair that fills your face when you take the first bite is masked by the primitive feeling of hunger, forcing you to accept the fateful bite that you take. Tears will stream your face for eating this food, and yet you still eat it, as you have nothing else to survive on.

Dude, the high school cafeteria food in my town makes you shit bricks

by MommyMilkerStan December 14, 2021

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Food

Food is what you eat and what you live on but most importantly food is a girl's best friend forever food will never give up on you. Food can be a stretch to Dango to Tofu.To indian food to Mediterranean food.Food will be there for you if it is in your fridge, or in a hotel. FOOD IS FOOD AND IF YOU HAVE IT APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE DON"T HAVE FOOD.

Who is your bff, mine is FOOD

by oofthereitisthedramaoof000#### February 19, 2019

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