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Gossip Food

A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.
She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.
by ForgetMeKnot! June 27, 2019
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food lag

Like the jet lag but speaking of food, when your food time habits are delayed compared to your social environment.
-Dude, are you dinning right now? It's like 2:00 AM !
-Yes I know, stuck in food lag...
by satch_mo February 26, 2017
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Food Sleeps

Food sleeps are when you are sleeping and keep dreaming or thinking of food or as soon as you wake up food comes to mind, usually a certain food in particular and every time you wake up, it’s the first thing you think of.
I kept having the ‘food sleeps’ last night, when I woke up I had to eat a burger, I just couldn’t stop thinking of it.
by StudentAndTeacher May 6, 2023
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Food

The the best thing that has EVER happened to this crusty dusty earth.
God damn I wish I had some fucking food right now.
by )-; November 2, 2019
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Craft Food Halls

An adult's cafeteria.
"What are you tryna do tonight?"

"Yo im tryna sling some ping and chug some brew brews."

"Oh word? Craft Food Halls it is."

"Neat-o"
by Lord Leg3nd November 24, 2021
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Food stamp music

Music that is usually listened to by minority groups, especially black people. Usually some sort of trashy rap or pop music.
Guy 1: You like this new song; its from Gunna's new album
Guy 2: No, get turn that food stamp music off
by DIENUM May 12, 2024
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Do you have food

Does it look like I have food this is not McDonald’s bruh
Jacob:Do you have food
Lea: no your fat enough😑
by Urarakaishere August 17, 2022
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