by A.N.R.D. March 12, 2017

Kid: can I take a shit
Teacher: yeah but why are you taking your USB with you
Kid: ......................... Porn. Definitely not to vape. This dedinetly isn't a fake usb
Teacher: o-k
Teacher: yeah but why are you taking your USB with you
Kid: ......................... Porn. Definitely not to vape. This dedinetly isn't a fake usb
Teacher: o-k
by ADD ME ON SNAP GAYTARD_69420 April 17, 2019

by thatchickfrmtheeastside July 10, 2023

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

by A-saltybear April 19, 2018

Disrespectful term used on members of 067 Dead Society primarly by members of 103 Baby Loc Grape Street Crips.
by byz103 November 30, 2021

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
