donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

Ogre donkey

A retarded, really short girl

Sydney is a ogre donkey

by She nene October 6, 2016

Donkey Shot

The wrong pronunciation of the novel "Don Quixote" by Miguel Cervantes.

Have you read "Donkey Shot"? Thats not right....

by branting May 6, 2024

he donkey

Another word for bull dyke

"That he donkey kicked the shit out of that entire biker gang"

by XxxwilliamsxxX March 12, 2014

Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

by pctv guy October 9, 2018

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means to let a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.

Yo dude did hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

Donkey sounds

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them

Little Jonny heard donkey sounds from his parents bedroom when he was finding his small ball

by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025