Moist Lap Dance

While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.
Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!
by Bobby "Moist" Barnes November 09, 2008
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give the toilet a lap dance

to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1
OMG!!!! I been holding this in so long today, when i get home I'm gonna give the toilet a lap dance.
by popsiclelover August 18, 2009
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The action of simultaneously finger blasting and dancing with a female while at the club.
"Yo man did you see that dude getting some fish fingers on the dance floor at Neptunes last night."

"Yea the girl was going wild."
by D&J Ross November 09, 2011
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R-kelly lap dance

When a woman pays a stripper to piss or shit on the woman's breast. Aka when R-kelly did to an underage girl.
The man at club requested a special R-kelly lap dance, for 150$!
by The_Blue_Mikaw April 10, 2019
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are you dancing on top of me

a "hip" way of asking, "are you kidding me?"
is used as a lot of things becuase it is a sentence. so go suck my cock.
you: omg. last night i banged a fat dude. and it was amazing. his shlong was the coolest thing ive ever seen even though it had 3 fat flaps on it.
me: omg. are you dancing on top of me?
by fkjsda December 02, 2007
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best dance place in all of new england where there is the best dancers with the most talent!!!
she goes to NEDC, she has to be good!
by dancerlover436 August 24, 2004
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Modern day school dance

A very large orgy, in which all participants wear formal clothing. Although, I can tell you from experience that wearing no clothes at all helps with the purpose of the orgy.
Joe: So, Fred, did you go to the "modern day school dance" Saturday?
(Fred gives a puzzled look)
Joe: The giant orgy?
Fred: Ooooh, yeah!
by Joshua C. K. March 04, 2008
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