April 24th

a dumb day that some man made of allowing to steal any girl you decide you want

dude-“hey man its April 24th, what are you doing today?”

other dude-“oh i am just gonna go steal a girl i want”

dude-“that’s so wrong of you man....”

by Anonymous Lady. April 19, 2021

april 19

hanker confirmation day

on april 19, we’re getting lost

by hananananana April 19, 2021

April 23

April 23 is the day were people start polluting the earth 4x more then ever they also kill animals and plants and put everything in the wrong bin the day is after Earth day which is on April 22 April 23 is also called trash day

hey man its april 23
ok so
cmon kets start poluuting stuff and put stuff in the wrong bins
oh no

by pseudonysu April 19, 2021

April 9

National women's purge day

April 9
Today is national women's purge day

Disappointment: huh what day is it

Women: national women's purge day

by kermittheseggsyfrog April 19, 2021

April 25th

April 25th is National get buzzed off their assee with a strong vape. Dont lay back. Smoke that shit dry!

April 25th is the best day ever. U smoke until u cant no more!!

by It's me bitch. April 20, 2021

April 24th

A day that nor/mal🥶💪😈🥵 boys call "Rape Day".

"Did you hear about Josh saying that he's gonna have some fun on the 24th?"
"Wait, thats April 24th, the random date of Rape Day!!"

by moles29_45 April 20, 2021

April 20th

be greatful for yo bestie day

ayo, its april 20th today, imma be grateful for mah bestie today

by loganblake April 20, 2021