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Bobbing for apples

Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.
Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"
by derogatoryterms January 20, 2024
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Apple sorbet

The saying used when you're extremely high high fucked stoned
by Baxterfreight June 14, 2016
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Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
by Drankenstien January 22, 2025
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Apples battery

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone
Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds
by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021
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Apple

by ui3wgersdk April 16, 2024
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Appled

Getting fucked up, drunk or/and fucked. Plus points if it all happens on the dance floor at a club.
“Girl, I’m so hyped for tonight!”

“Yeah, we’re getting appled tonight!”
by Mathevabergfin October 7, 2023
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apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia
by Thefurry101 November 4, 2015
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