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american football 

A game for unco ordinated idiots who cannot play football(soccer) or any other decent contact sport (Rugby League, AFL)

Only america cares about this piece of shit sport.

american football lovers are characterised by a desire to put down soccer. mainly because they don't have a hope of dribbling the ball with their feet past other players and smashing a rocket shot into the top corner. The american football fan is likely to be a dumbass red neck with as much brains as a cucumber.
"Hey Billy-Jane, lets play us some american fooosball."

"Nuuuuh, Mary-Bobby-Joe, i got me some rabbit hunting to do."

Bystander "American football, the biggest piece of shit in the world, AUSTRALIA RULES FUCKERS!"

whilst
american football by MUNG June 11, 2004

American Eagle

American Eagle is a service of American Airlines usually consisting of a small (sometimes prop, but also sometimes jet) plane. It's usually used to go to more obscure/smaller airports.
When we got to Miami, we had to take American Eagle to get to Nassau.
American Eagle by Orochinagi July 18, 2005
"got my 'Cana and coke"
or
"Americana on the rocks"
Americana by vinskully May 4, 2010

South American Alligator Chomp 

First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.
Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.

Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?

Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.

Jeremiah: Tight!

Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.

American Idiot 

A fantastic album. I think more people would like it if they would sit down and listen to the message... beacause its a very good one, and people need to hear it. Sure, they may not like George Bush, but tahts not what the album is about. It's about American Youth and the decisions, trials, and tribulations we all go through, and the decisions we have to make. Its telling us to participate if we desire change, instead of having the same old "I dont care if you don't" attitude, and to be an individual, not a phonie.
"Stand still when its do or die, you better run for your fucking life" letterbomb
American Idiot by H.D. Thoreau March 10, 2005

anti-American 

noun. A liar conspiring against our nation, e.g. Geroge W. Bush.
George W. Bush, through his anit-American policy declaring war on Iraq, has declared himself to be the dictator of the world.
anti-American by True Patriot September 11, 2004