grooming shower

I'm wearing a skirt tonight. I'll have to take a grooming shower
by Sarah fake name April 21, 2015
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Showering among the clowns

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.
Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns
by Skatrondo February 26, 2024
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Confetti Shower

The sexual act involving someone deepthroating her/his partner until the urge to vomit.
As the person vomits, he/she retains the lumps (or vomit bits) by grinding his/her teeth.
Meanwhile, the partner gets ready to cum.
As the guy finally cums on the person's face, the person will spit the lumps in the air over the just relieved man who celebrates his load, like a shower of confetti.
- Yo, Jared, I heard you and your girl did something real nasty!
- You bet bro, we performed the perfect confetti shower. I really think she's the One.
by LeSaigneurDesAnu$$$ October 05, 2020
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shower photo

gf: *sends picture in the shower*
bf: OMG SHES FINEEEEEE IN THIS SHOWER PHOTO
by urmommmmdhfhhhf April 26, 2022
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Bulgarian Shower Head

A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.
Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.
by Anonymous1105 June 07, 2022
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Slut Shower

A shower one takes with attentions of getting dicked down and destroyed.
"I'm going to see my man tomorrow, I need to take a slut shower in preparation."
by Ani Vanto January 25, 2024
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Olden shower

When you ring out an adult diaper on someone as a sexual act.
Last night granny gave me an olden shower.
by Dlocbot January 08, 2019
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