sleaze muffin

Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.

Zak, get to fucking work you god-damned sleaze muffin.

by Amylaura September 9, 2020

fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

Muffin

a type of muffin cake muffin ish cake muffin

ITS MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!

by mynamehere;o August 12, 2021

poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word

My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart

by Moom1 July 8, 2020

hump muffin

IYKYK

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.

by humpmuffin February 20, 2025

muffin

A recurring suicidal character in asdfmovie

muffin: Who wants a muffin?
some random guy: ...
muffin: Somebody kill me!!!!!

by a random person here November 23, 2019

Cock muffin

The fat roll before the dick.

Timmy shaved his pubic hair and saw his cock muffin.

by Irelandkatie July 25, 2020