Jake is that one guy who says hes different and acts like a kind and sweet person, he will lead you on and break you. He told me he was studying and I found found out he was fucking another girl. I like Jake either way. Hes mine. His name is on my tit...
Jake is a hoe but I love him
by Omw2fyb...Iykyk February 20, 2022
Get the Jakemug. He steals art and trys to look cool infront of his friends by lying to them. He's also gay and a furry so you know he's a bad person
Malcolm : Wow, jake is such a fucking gay furry and he steals other peoples art!
Michael : I know! He lies to me everyday!
Michael : I know! He lies to me everyday!
by JakeSucks420 September 7, 2020
Get the Jakemug. by anonymous October 6, 2020
Get the Jakemug. An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
Get the Jake Westonmug. 
Jake is the best person you will ever meet. He is the most kind, caring, lovable, sweet boy. He has the most perfect eyes and smile and will brighten anyone’s day. He has a great sense of humor and will always be found making someone else smile and laugh. Jake is the cutest and most loyal boy, don’t let him go once you have him!! foo foo
by fooofooobear November 6, 2018
Get the Jakemug. by SZN JarJar June 28, 2020
Get the jake paulmug.