social distancing conversations

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.

71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.

Social distancing conversation:

Woman stands 3 meters away and says:

"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".

Social distancing conversations:

"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.

Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.

by Rusty spork March 24, 2020

trans-social

To have multiple social identities in which differing social behaviors may be held.

My self expression is fluid as I am trans-social.

by Social Justice Jenny December 3, 2018

Social Constipation

When you have so much you want to say at one time, but you don’t want to overwhelm the person . And you’re not even sure if they even want to talk to you in the first place, so you just end up keeping it all to yourself. And it builds up overtime as you come up with more things you want to talk about.

Internal Monologue: “I have so much I want to say to him, but I don’t know if I should say it all at once. I don’t want to be overwhelming. Maybe I’ll just say a little at a time .. Gosh he’s been so busy lately, does he even feel like talking to me? I guess I’ll just keep it all to myself right now and wait till he’s more available to talk to.. Gosh! I have so much social constipation waiting for the right timing to talk . :’( and I keep coming up with more to say!”

by de3le3 November 25, 2021

Socialism

When no IPhone 100 trillion dead vuvuzela no food

1: Are you a Socialist?
2: Didn't Socialism kill trillions, vuvuzela and no food?

by notryhards33 June 5, 2022

Social First

A Finnish video game company developing a 2.5D MMO which will supposedly support a real-money storefront.

What's the most important part of a video game? Social First!

Do you like caffeine? Me too!

by caffeinemike June 24, 2023

Soda social media

Trendy pop bullshit that hypnotizes everyone.

Ex: reality tv.

All of it is fake.

Did you see that merch it is amazing.

Wow her ass is huge.

I want to be a Kardashian Too so I’ll say merch and put tubs of silicone in my ass.

#Soda social media

by FeatherD January 25, 2019

social uneasing

Distress created by the collective suicide of premature reopening.

Many experienced social uneasing at the increased death toll that would surely result, as restrictions were lifted and people packed the parks and beaches.

by Monkey's Dad May 5, 2020