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making hot pockets

a code word having cyber-sex.
EX1

Person 1: well im going to be back latter going to make some hot pockets

Person 2: Dude ur really desperate.

EX2

Person 2: where were you you've been gone for over 3 hours

Person 1: making Hot Pockets

Person 3: Wait how does making hot pockets take 3 hours, i thought u just put them in the sleeve and microwaved them.

Person 1: You have to wait for them to warm up.
by Versedaaron July 2, 2008
mugGet the making hot pocketsmug.

A Pocket Full of Bitch

I'm broke and i got nothing. Look at this rapper. He's so rich, he's got a pocket full of bitch.
by Radient November 1, 2009
mugGet the A Pocket Full of Bitchmug.

Serbian Hot Pocket

A sexual act wherein a man defecates in a woman's vagina and uses the feces as a lubricating aid during sexual intercourse
we then watched the pornstar give his partner a serbian hot pocket
by dirt1234567890wertyuiop October 11, 2009
mugGet the Serbian Hot Pocketmug.

stuff a couch in your pocket

An insult, akin to "stick that in your juice box and suck it". From the video game Animal Crossing, where furniture turns into leaves that can be put in your pocket and retrieved later.
Oh, go stuff a couch in your pocket.
by Natalie the Raging Otaku January 19, 2009
mugGet the stuff a couch in your pocketmug.

making out with a Hot Pocket

Gross,
it would look like your mouth had a period ha
George- Dude what happened to his mouth?
Bob-he is making out with a hot pocket!
George and bob - thats gross man
by itsjust Karaa March 25, 2009
mugGet the making out with a Hot Pocketmug.

inside-of-pocket hand-clasp

What ya do when ya wanna hold hands "skin-to-skin" wif yer hunnybunny while strolling around town together, but it's cold outside and so ya both have to wear gloves. What ya do is to simply "share" one pair of gloves between the two of you (put the left glove on your left hand and the right glove on yer companion's right hand), interlace the fingers of yer bare right hand with those of your sweetie's left hand, and then tuck your clasped hands inside your right jacket-pocket to keep both hands warm.
Doing da inside-of-pocket hand-clasp is usually okay for short periods of time, but eventually one or both of you may start to get a wrist-cramp from the slightly awkward grasp-angle, or your upper wrists may begin to get chilly from being partially exposed to the cold air. If the latter issue is the case, wearing a flock-lined pullover-hoodie can sometimes eliminate this discomfort, since this style of garment will usually have a nice long horizontal pocket that's specifically intended for "storing" your hands, and so you can both "burrow" your hands a lot "deeper" inside the jacket's thick cloth "tunnel" and thus have all of your wrist-skin covered.
by QuacksO October 22, 2018
mugGet the inside-of-pocket hand-claspmug.

new mexico hot pocket

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out
by Mrpenguin662 June 14, 2021
mugGet the new mexico hot pocketmug.

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