making hot pockets

a code word having cyber-sex.
EX1

Person 1: well im going to be back latter going to make some hot pockets

Person 2: Dude ur really desperate.

EX2

Person 2: where were you you've been gone for over 3 hours

Person 1: making Hot Pockets

Person 3: Wait how does making hot pockets take 3 hours, i thought u just put them in the sleeve and microwaved them.

Person 1: You have to wait for them to warm up.
by Versedaaron July 02, 2008
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A Pocket Full of Bitch

I'm broke and i got nothing. Look at this rapper. He's so rich, he's got a pocket full of bitch.
by Radient November 01, 2009
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Serbian Hot Pocket

A sexual act wherein a man defecates in a woman's vagina and uses the feces as a lubricating aid during sexual intercourse
we then watched the pornstar give his partner a serbian hot pocket
by dirt1234567890wertyuiop October 12, 2009
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stuff a couch in your pocket

An insult, akin to "stick that in your juice box and suck it". From the video game Animal Crossing, where furniture turns into leaves that can be put in your pocket and retrieved later.
Oh, go stuff a couch in your pocket.
by Natalie the Raging Otaku October 08, 2008
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making out with a Hot Pocket

Gross,
it would look like your mouth had a period ha
George- Dude what happened to his mouth?
Bob-he is making out with a hot pocket!
George and bob - thats gross man
by itsjust Karaa March 26, 2009
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Silicon Valley Hot Pocket

The act of pooping into an unsuspecting victim's laptop, closing it, and leaving it for them to discover later.

See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)
Be careful of that long haired geek squad guy, he's known to leave the old silicon valley hot pocket.
by Papajohnathan February 22, 2021
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new mexico hot pocket

When you shit and piss in a pregnant ladies mouth then proceed to suck it out
by Mrpenguin662 June 15, 2021
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