If I Was Drinking Milk

Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.

Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).

Person A tell's a hysterical joke.

Person B: If I was Drinking Milk right now....

by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011

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Box milk material

A pregnant baddie

Fuck around and make her box milk material

by Pyro100 August 10, 2021

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shoot milk at the moon

To ejaculate semen copiously; to rope.

Whenever I fantasize about fucking Debbie, I shoot milk at the moon!

by pentozali May 2, 2010

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The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

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baby milk mustache

When you bust a nut along her top lip and it runs down the sides

She was begging for that baby milk mustache so I was obligated to forfill her wishes

by Fallenlegion_07 July 7, 2015

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Milking the cash cow

Abusing the generous welfare state in Canada or the United States of America for your own personal gain.

If you have a business outside north America and you still live on welfare here in north America, you have a morality problem. Stop milking the cash cow.

by Sexydimma August 29, 2023

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