Fake door close

When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.

Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.

by GraysenGG July 22, 2023

fake boyfriend

fake boyfriend is a guy that a girl is together with, but she doesn't have sex him

she is using that fake boyfriend like a handbag

by niva01 July 24, 2023

save a fake quarter

When you emulate a shitty arcade game

Me: This game sucks ass. I'd rather save a fake quarter.

by gayzad July 26, 2023

Fake jeep

A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.

“Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”

by Merciless dump July 28, 2023

Fake Is Fake

The 3 musketeers gc

Err you have other friends? Fake is fake

by IstandbyIt July 28, 2023

fake plastic submarine

Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.

'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'

by -Diamondjolt July 28, 2023

Alibi Fake

An Alibi fake is when someone takes Alibi's Prisma Gadget in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, puts it down and stands on it. It's purpose is to make someone think it is a Alibi Hologram from her gadget, when in reality, it is actually the player.

"Theres an Alibi Fake on top of stairs"

by Mr_Lagit August 2, 2023