comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.

by True Isopod February 1, 2018

COMEAU'D

A practical joke, action or series of events that absolutly makes zero sense that has negitave results.

I gave my freiend money to buy beer for a party. They accepted the money, buy a meat and cheese tray and go to a movie instead. "You've been Comeau'd!"

by Stevo131 February 26, 2018

Comeback

When you are losing 14-0 in a cs match and then end up winning 16-14, while the other team calls out that you toggled, you know, they are so mad and salty.

Crisp, clean lock, bois.

And remember, that you should only play seriously once the other team is really close to win the match, exactly at 14-0, otherwise, take it easy, pro ez strat for ez comebacks all the time.

by Hype__ March 30, 2018

Comedian'ded

(verb) The unceremonious stifling of broadcasted comedy from performers indicted by accusations of misconduct substantiated or otherwise.

Louis C.K. and Al Franken were Comedian'ded before they could even respond to their accusers.

by GoBiteMyBalls May 30, 2018

COMEDIOT

COMEDIOT- noun : An idiotic comedian.
A comical personality that come off as stupid, or non-knowledgeable about the topic and subject that they are making fun of.

A type of insult to a comedian

That stand-up act was rough, they were nothing but a bunch of comediots tonight.

I'd like to see this stupid comediot do his research next time, before he offends the entire crowd.

by axxxlerod June 4, 2018

Come up/coming up

Acquire money or items that you can sell for money By stealing jacking or swooping from cars houses garages warehouses or job sites

Come up/coming up: acquiring items you can sell for money by stealing jacking or swooping.

Tonight I’m going car fishing to swoop some valuables to sell for cash so I can come up;

by Triple OG thief June 7, 2018

Comeback

RaKayn Fusion made a promise for a stronger comeback after getting unbanned.

I'll comeback stronger

by Emoun June 18, 2018