Brad

A Brad is terrible in bed. And generally has a less-than-average sized penguin dick, which is disappointing because his large ego gives high expectations, which are not met. If you meet a Brad, you should avoid the Brad.

Katie: "I hooked up with that Brad last night."
Chelsea: "He has a shrimp dick. And a big ego. And a tendency to not finish me off. I was fucking pissed."
Katie: "Shit, girl. I know."

by hornyandangry October 4, 2010

Puke ng ina naman brad!

A phrase frequently used by most Filipinos when they are mad.

Puke - Pussy
ng - of
ina - a mother
naman - "it is"
brad! - BRO!

PUKE NG INA NAMAN BRAD! Why did you steal my girlfreand bro?!

by batangtondo October 9, 2011

Tamer Brad

Waaah..such a sweet guy. Really..hes like the brother I never had. He can be a bastard..but most of the time you deserve it. He loves cute bey girls...and guys. Hes really awesome..and I shall one day kidnap him..I mean meet him. He loves beyblade and Gackt. Malice Mizer also owns his soul.

I luff j00 so very much!

by Arthur Sloane December 16, 2004

overdue bead

1) An orgasm which is long overdue.

2) a drink, make with raspberry vodka, sprite, a splash of cran, and garninshed with lime.

1) "i had such an overdue bead the other night that I filled up 2 condoms"

2) "i might not last long, ive had a bead building up for 2 weeks and its long overdue"

by TaySean D. December 23, 2007

Farmer Brad

A person who owns the only farm in town and sells corn stalks. He's a hick who owns a 95' Dodge Dakota Sport and he likes the simple life and has a neck beard. He is a very nice individual and never gets angry. For some reason he is really good at computer graphics. Oddly shaped.

"Farmer Brad how is the crop doing this season"

by Tmac44 November 4, 2009

A Brad

A guy that is trunt af all the time, usually wears a upside down white nike visor

Look at that fucking Brad he has some meaty calves, he must work out, A Brad!

by thereal.ham May 10, 2018

brad carle

a sweaty chode that left my fifa clubs to play with thames coemts cmon what srt of that is that jheezse such a sheep

gorre im wet like brad carle chode factory

by top don October 3, 2011