Christian

One Sexy beast from Norway who is tired of searching his name on the internet and only getting religious results.
Christian is really good at Fortnite.

Damn Christian is so hot and good at Fortnite.

by Adolf Sartorius 69 April 20, 2018

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Christian wright

A jack ass or giant douchebag. Not a nice guy.

Christian wright asked an ugly girl to prom #douche

by Christian wright April 23, 2015

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Christian Ilias

Christian Ilias Deepwoken

by dropkick sharko November 24, 2024

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christian honk

When a Christian couple lightly grabs their significant other's ass.

"Last night I gave my wife a good Christian honk."

by Closet Nerd May 29, 2020

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Someone who is just a bit weird and may seem like a terrorist on the outside. But on the inside they are very kind, dedicated and caring. They make you laugh all the time with their dumb jokes stupid actions. They seem to get in trouble all the time but manage to get out of it un-harmed. Christian is a very nice person who doesn’t have many friends but few very good ones. One could say you are very lucky if you are friends with Christian.

Christian seemed like he was going to kill us all, but instead he helped us instead.

by Charlie Hudson December 31, 2021

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Toxic christianity

Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.

Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?

Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”

by ChristiansAreAnnoyingAF May 4, 2022

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