Air pirate

Someone who by their existence is robbing you of the air you breathe.

He's a good for nothing air pirate

by Suede opinion July 6, 2022

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Air fried tossed salad

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing one's salad.

I had relaxed a bit too much while she was tossing my salad, she hate my air fried tossed salad and spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom vomiting the 40 dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have.

by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020

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Air Lozenge

A pretending to use a pill rather than taking one's required medication. The actual pill may be hid in one's sleeve, anus/rectum, or nasal cavity until anyone forcing one to consume the pill is out of the room. The anus thing doesn't really work if it's a suppository.

Geez, grampa really doesn't want his medication. I saw he was taking an air lozenge while he shoved the pills up his bum until the nurse left.

by Niger Tits February 1, 2016

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Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

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Air Bay

A nickname used to describe a persons' basketball prowess, and over aggresive demeaner, specifically in practices and scimmages; generally a mocking term. Air Bay might Baystyle a team mate in an attempt to injure and replace them on the squad.

The best player on the worst practice squad would be "Air Bay"

by scottyballgame01 October 14, 2008

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