Jared Syndrome

Jared Syndrome is when someone says they'll be right back, but never returns .

Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"

by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023

Bella Syndrome

A condition that makes workers fall sick only on Mondays

30% of our workers complained of the Bella Syndrome last month

by cliff Mg July 24, 2022

Zen Syndrome

Zen Syndrome is a serious case when you simp for Nezuko. Like, what the actual fuck. You literally blackmail people with ss's. You demand for 50 high quality Nezuko pictures just to delete the ss.

Person: says something ss/blackmail worthy
Person 2: Thanks for the ss
Person: Delete it
Peroson 2: Alr, gimme 80 high quality pics of Nezuko
Person: Bro, you have Zen Syndrome

by Iris_is_tall November 27, 2020

Scomo syndrome

When you have hated scomo for so long and you don’t ever want him to leave.

Alex: Hey let’s ask John who he’s voting for this Australian 2022 Federal Election.

Dan: Nah that’s not a good idea mate, Johns got scomo syndrome, best we not talk about politics around him.

John: He’s—Not that bad, Don’t get me wrong I hate the guy but he’s all we got, I’m not crazy guys.

by Samuel Adi March 23, 2022

Oopsie Syndrome

A dumb fake fucking excuse for messing up all the time.

Chandler: I can't believe you didn't wake up for your mothers funeral!
Riley: Oh god... my bad... you know that I have oopsie syndrome!

by chanmeister October 5, 2021

Bruno syndrome

Bruno syndrome is a syndrome where there is no brain and only Bruno madrigal (from encanto)

Person 1: I have Bruno syndrome.
Person 2: whats that?
Person 1: I have no brain, only Bruno.

by 0li January 11, 2022

Pajama Syndrome

Staying in your pajamas all day, thereby losing the will to do anything productive. Lots of lounging around and procrastination will ensue.

Isabella: Did you study for the history test?

Danielle: No, I had total pajama syndrome this weekend! I watched Netflix instead.

by let_it_go November 2, 2014