French Barracuda

When 2 gay men are having intercourse facing a wall with a suction cup dildo built into it and the man giving has a dick similar to a barracuda and the man receiving is getting it so hard that he is forced to bite down on the dildo to cope with the pain, like eating a French baguette.
Tim went to the back room and gave Dave a French Barracuda.
by VscoManOfGaming November 06, 2020
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French Barracuda

When to men are having gay sex with dicks similar to barracudas in front of a wall mounted dildo and the receiver is getting it so hard they are forced to bite down on the dildo to relieve the pain, similar to a French person eating a full baguette.
Tim went to the backroom to give Allen the French Barracuda.
by VscoManOfGaming November 06, 2020
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French kissing Sanchez

When you’re eating ass and your partner has a hemorrhoid.
I was eating this chick’s ass last night and she had a hemorrhoid so big it was like French kissing Sanchez.
by UncleMikeOnWheels January 28, 2021
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French Zoned

When you get rejected by a date due to speaking or doing an action that is associated with French culture. Common in areas of Canada that include both English and french speakers.
"I ordered a baguette, and then she French zoned me"
by Claire Richard January 03, 2025
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French Kissing Shrek

You give Shrek a big ol French kiss
I was French Kissing Shrek
by Yallow June 04, 2024
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French Brad Pitt

A guy that looks about as much like Brad Pitt as I look like Tom Cruise.
If that guy is the French Brad Pitt, I must be like the Colin Farrell of the South or somebody like that, even though Colin Farrell thinks I am prettier than that man.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.
The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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