Levi Wagner

Kid with a rich dad that owns a Tesla

Wow I wish I was a Levi Wagner. My dad drives a Chevy

by Dab math Jews band March 13, 2019

dad wagon

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.

Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.

by Dad-inator May 15, 2019

Jolly Wagger

A happy, cheerful dog.

"Aww look at this jolly wagger"
"He's always happy to see you!"

by smarterthanthou007 May 16, 2019

throat wagon

A very popular area to haul man gravy.

I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 21, 2019

Chuck Wagon

A minivan driven around in the suburbs. You can pile up a lot of people and kids and items from the supermarket.

I see Marlene is driving the chuck wagon to Wal-Mart to go grocery shopping for her and them five kids.

by D-Day Fosho August 26, 2019

Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.

Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!

by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019

fruit wagon

Someone who is loud obnoxious, stupid or just plane annoying. Dolt can be subbed in.

Those girls never stop yapping! What a bunch of fruit wagons!

by The fountain of youth. September 17, 2019