Max

Max is just a real piece of shit. Nobody likes Max.

*Max enters room.
*Everyone else leaves room.

by Hayyiy October 28, 2020

max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard

Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment

by Max employment June 5, 2018

Max

Some girl named Jlo is dating him because he is so fricken fine!

Oh look it is max we better get away before Jlo gets here

by !!Who dat April 28, 2025

max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.

Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".

by QuacksO June 21, 2017

max the simp

max is a simp for Hanna

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep

by iliketoes2004 February 8, 2022

jump maxing

To be gay but eat pussy

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing

by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024

australian max nsw

maaaaassssiiiive fucking cock gets every bitch and is hot as fuck

usually have orange blondish hair

also has a high chance of living in nsw australia

on the east coast

in the shoalhaven reigon

and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY

bro that kid at school is a max

yea hes soo fucking hot

australian max nsw

by jackieboiamericaatlantis June 14, 2022