English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

Apple muffin

An acceptable way to describe a beautiful vagina on a female as she walks away with her backside pointed in your direction

Damn, check out the apple muffin on that honey, so tasty!

by kiddfictious June 10, 2018

muffin

my beautiful baby kitty. perfect in every way, shape and form

muffin has never done a thing wrong

by skeleboy June 10, 2025

muffin money

Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.

hey man, spot me some muffin money

by wizardR March 27, 2019

obi”s Muffin

The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.

"obi”s Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."

by ibow November 24, 2021

Muffin Button

A clitoris

When I flicked her muffin button she exploded

by The CottonFuckr’s Master May 14, 2018

muffin

a nickname for a femboy who plays the role of a bottom and wears thigh high socks.

see that guy over there? he’s a total muffin.

by rose :p December 8, 2023