Stroke the Joker 

a game played on roadtrips in the car where one or more boys remove their shirts and pretend to masturbate, so that cars around them believe that they are actually masturbating, thus eliciting a humorous reaction

Guy 1: 3 more hours till we get there
Guy 2: Dude we should play Stroke The Joker to pass the time

Stroke the Joker by papi quando March 10, 2024

What the John

When someone says something that may be deemed bull shit or is bullshit

Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”

Definition: response to someone bullshitting

What the John by John the Johner April 8, 2024

in the jar 

sexual activity there you put a figure in a jar and after that fill the jar with cum

im gonna put this figure in the jar

in the jar by mikakit April 13, 2024

Let The Jonitor Do His job 

Yes it's spelt Jonitor instead of Janitor. Instead of saying "let bro cook" you say "let the Jonitor do his job"

"what is bro yapping about??"

"Hold on let the Jonitor do his job"

Let The Jonitor Do His job by Will.s8472 April 14, 2024

The Periorbital War: The Juvenile Release...《¤》... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Periorbital War: The Juvenile Release...《¤》...

The Periorbital War: The Juvenile Release...《¤》... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Treat the Jake’s 

Go on a high speed chase with the police

like fully chop says Vic treat the Jake’s

Yo Kailie Treat the Jake’s dude

Treat the Jake’s by khamarisex May 11, 2025

The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...

Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."

The Christians and the Jews by Hym Iam July 12, 2025