Greatwood, Texas

“where are the black people???”

this tiny town just outside of houston is home to a bunch of rich, white, homophobic moms who’s only personality trait is wearing kendra scott and shopping at target
greatwood: noun, a town in texas

Greatwood, Texas, white moms and unseasoned food for the win!!!
by mickey cimorelli-jauregui November 01, 2020
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Texas Fever

Texas fever
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.

This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
"Did you hear about those cows"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"

"hmm must have been those ticks"
by south_town October 23, 2011
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