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real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
by bitchuck September 13, 2024
mugGet the real poomug.

the real lg

Yo, that's the real LGG
by Sexy sim April 9, 2017
mugGet the the real lgmug.

Real nigga

A real nigga doesn’t flaunt as his achievements represent him. His future doesn't seem hopeless. A real nigga keeps focus, gets shit done , and handles business.
by Qnx.mas February 22, 2024
mugGet the Real niggamug.

real aadmi

Adv. Arnav Yadav boht “real aadmi” hai
by pseudozyn March 22, 2024
mugGet the real aadmimug.

fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.
use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit
by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011
mugGet the fo' real topaz diamondmug.

for real-ing

The act of taking something seriously, affirming authenticity, or demonstrating genuine commitment or sincerity. Often used to emphasize earnestness or resolve in a situation.
"Wait, you actually RSVP’d to the karaoke night? I thought we were joking—are we for real-ing now?"
by Duder December 10, 2024
mugGet the for real-ingmug.

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.
by Dragon_believer January 23, 2021
mugGet the Dragons are realmug.

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