TARDIS

1. Acronym: Time And Relative Dimension In Space
2. Noun: Time machine owned by the Doctor which appears as a little police box on the outside, but is a pocket dimension on the inside

Where to next? The TARDIS can take us anywhere!

by BoraxNumber8 May 3, 2023

tardpilled

Shortform of "retardpilled".
If someone thinks he has an intelligent insight into how the world works, but is actually just stupid, he is tardpilled.
The opposite of "based", "redpilled" etc.

Geez, this flat earth nonsense is pretty tardpilled.

by Based9000 August 11, 2023

tardshart

Tardshart is used when a person with a mental disability tries to fart, but instead they poop themselves.

An autistic person farts and then freaks out because, there is a little bit more than a fart present.
"That autistic person is screaming because, they accidentally tardsharted."

by Dogturds September 21, 2023

Tardusphobia

The phobia; or irrational fear of slow moving things. People with this phobia may feel contempt, distress, or uncomfortable when in face of an object, person, or animal that moves unusually slow.

When I saw a slug in my house after it rained, its movements triggered my tardusphobia.

by Pixxi_Ladybug November 14, 2023

Tardnado

The anguished gibber of the token bagger at the Supermarket which usually occurs when the token bagger drops an item on the ground.

Occasionally, my intense unease is triggered when my grocery bagger inevitably drops an item, thus forming a Tardnado.

by 69ingEmma November 30, 2023

Tardizarding

When you light a heavily retarded girls pubes on fire (whilst you are also retarded), put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say "You down't haff enouff badgez tuh twrain meee!"

Me and Emilia were tardizarding last night, but didn't know what to do afterward, as our retardedness got in the way.

by AppleShark93 October 18, 2024

Tardinal Rule

Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.

Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.

by Jody South October 30, 2024