John Chess

That one guy that looks like Steve Jobs with a moustache who’s definitely the real creator of chess.

Remember when John Chess was definitely the real inventor of chess?

by LaithianIturbide August 11, 2021

John Antonio

John Antonio is one of the most cracked players in fortnite my guy😈 He can get all the girls just by the look of his keyboard and mouse. And he always slap that b(ass) when he get home, I mean bass.

Omg is that John Antonio, he’s one of the best people in fortnite!

by The Place Of Facts July 21, 2020

John Wick

The most deadly son of a bitch you dont wanna fuck with. Dont fight him in a office because he will kill you with a fucking pencil

OH SHIT, ITS JOHN WICK, HIDE THE PENCILS

by GimmeAllYourBeans February 11, 2020

John Fisher

A school full of batty boys trying to act up when they know they smell like rotten fish and eggs when they get on the 154. They don’t know what personal space is and would kill each other just for £1.

John Fisher is a batty school.

by Ezinne Leona March 27, 2020

John moment

A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.

Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."

by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019

John Hanson

John Hanson is a handsome man in his 60s, he hits on younger women and smells of freshly cut grass

I wrote a song about John Hanson

by A.holmes November 9, 2019

John Fealias

The most powerful person in the universe and is good friends with double J. John Fealias is snoop dogs brother and John will murder you if you talk bad about him.

John Fealias proved his domination over planted earth after slaughtering the president and his family.

by John Fealias June 22, 2020