man-hole cover 

Maxi-pad

No sex this week, she wearing a man-hole cover.

man-hole cover by lonewolf703 October 16, 2008

Man ply 

When a guy usually uses far too much tissue paper to clean something like a spilled drink or their nose.

Wife: "You know my husband? He spilled a glass of wine today on our new oak wood table and he totally man ply'd it and now there's no tissue paper left."

Friend: "At least your husband doesn't use a cushion to wipe his ass with..."

Man ply by jake sanchard October 20, 2008

man print 

The mark that is left by someone(usually male)who has a dirty asshole when they sit naked on something.

Damn! I was blowing Henry and when he got up there was a man print on my bed.

man print by bunchypants November 3, 2008

Man Scar 

When you cut yourself and get a scar that you really want to show off.

"Man, I put my hand into a thorn bush the other day, wanna see my sweet Man Scar?"

Man Scar by RiderK January 2, 2009

Man receptor antagonist 

Insulting term used to describe a medic "lad" upon completion of an unmanly act.

Rick: "Ocean tonight, Tris?"
Tris: "No thanks mate, I'm doing my hair, eating a salad then taking my girlfriend out to see a romantic comedy."
Nick: "You're an absolute man receptor antagonist, mate."

Man receptor antagonist by Meat Feast and Hair On Fire February 12, 2009

Man Paint

Semen

"Hi there beautiful. What do you say I give you a hot coating of man paint?"

Man Paint by beardedragon June 2, 2009

Man Dukes 

Men wearing cut-off, short-shorts.

Old or gay men wearing Man Dukes six-ten inches above the knee.....

Man Dukes by 1kissable July 5, 2009