Morning Justin 

The act of urinating on your spouse, or significant other, without their knowledge or consent. Best performed in the early morning hours while they are still asleep.

Mike: "Hey, did you get your girlfriend up early this morning?"

Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"

Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"

Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."

Morning Justin by jubu April 17, 2011

Still better than Justin Bieber

When something is really really bad, but not as bad as Justin Bieber.

The band last night sucked, but they were still better than Justin Bieber.

Still better than Justin Bieber by Bhutterfly02 April 19, 2011

two minute justin 

Any man who ejaculates almost immediately after the beginning of intercourse with a female. The term was first coined by a few students of the Pasadena High School Senior class of 2008 in Pasadena, TX. While discussing their mutual hatred for a self-righteous nobody (named justin), one of the young ladies tells the story of how one of her friends (who shall remain nameless) was persuaded into having sex with the male in question, only to have him ejaculate way too prematurely. Justin was said to have "lasted only two minutes before he came. What a fucking pussy." The term has since then been attributed to him, but has been used to describe any man who has performed such shameful actions.

Girl 1: So...did that guy you met give you the night of your life, or what?
Girl 2: Night? What an overstatement...that douche turned out to be a two minute justin...what a dud.
Girl 1: Ouch...

two minute justin by JTFan4u June 15, 2009

When Justin Bieber's balls drop 

A way of saying "yeah right" or trying to say something's never going to happen because it sounds so rediculous. Synonomous to "when hell freezes over"

Derek: "Hey Dan can i borrow your car tonight?"
Dan: "No"
Derek: "Come on dude please. Won't you ever trust me."
Dan: "Hell no. I'll trust you when Justin Bieber's balls drop."

When Justin Bieber's balls drop by ishakeimove May 8, 2010

Busted Justin 

A guy that has busted

that guy became a busted justin

Busted Justin by ijiuhi June 1, 2023

Ginger Justin Bieber 

A red haired teen, usually a boy, who flips his/her hair like Justin Bieber

Taylor: Connor flips his hair a lot.

Dakota: Yeah, he is a Ginger Justin Bieber.

Ginger Justin Bieber by Elachee Girl June 12, 2018

International Justin Hughes Day

April 12th is the day we celebrate the one and only idol everyone should look up to… Justin Hughes.

You must listen to every album and single he has ever made. To show your true love for him and become a follower to this amazing specimen.

‘Are you free on April 12th?’

‘No I’m celebrating international Justin Hughes day’

International Justin Hughes Day by Justinhughesspotfiy April 11, 2022