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two minute justin

Any man who ejaculates almost immediately after the beginning of intercourse with a female. The term was first coined by a few students of the Pasadena High School Senior class of 2008 in Pasadena, TX. While discussing their mutual hatred for a self-righteous nobody (named justin), one of the young ladies tells the story of how one of her friends (who shall remain nameless) was persuaded into having sex with the male in question, only to have him ejaculate way too prematurely. Justin was said to have "lasted only two minutes before he came. What a fucking pussy." The term has since then been attributed to him, but has been used to describe any man who has performed such shameful actions.
Girl 1: So...did that guy you met give you the night of your life, or what?
Girl 2: Night? What an overstatement...that douche turned out to be a two minute justin...what a dud.
Girl 1: Ouch...
by JTFan4u June 15, 2009
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When Justin Bieber's balls drop

A way of saying "yeah right" or trying to say something's never going to happen because it sounds so rediculous. Synonomous to "when hell freezes over"
Derek: "Hey Dan can i borrow your car tonight?"
Dan: "No"
Derek: "Come on dude please. Won't you ever trust me."
Dan: "Hell no. I'll trust you when Justin Bieber's balls drop."
by ishakeimove May 8, 2010
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Busted Justin

A guy that has busted
by ijiuhi June 1, 2023
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Ginger Justin Bieber

A red haired teen, usually a boy, who flips his/her hair like Justin Bieber
Taylor: Connor flips his hair a lot.

Dakota: Yeah, he is a Ginger Justin Bieber.
by Elachee Girl June 12, 2018
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April 12th is the day we celebrate the one and only idol everyone should look up toJustin Hughes.

You must listen to every album and single he has ever made. To show your true love for him and become a follower to this amazing specimen.
‘Are you free on April 12th?’

‘No I’m celebrating international Justin Hughes day’
by Justinhughesspotfiy April 11, 2022
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Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.
I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.
by the Sleuth June 10, 2009
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jade and justin

A women and a male that are meant to be. (1) Promising future together. (2) Friends forever. (3) Intercourse may very. (4) Cute couple.
There is actually heaven on earth. jade and justin
by me moni July 21, 2010
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