A phrase commonly said when someone sneezes in the presence of a christ killer, to bring guilt to their souls for their terrible actions.
by Kaspermacus May 6, 2011
Get the Jesus Bless Youmug. Grayson: yooo Preston wake up, we finna smoke, I got JSF ( Jesus’ skin flute )loaded and ready to go.
Preston: alright man lemme wake up
Grayson: hands it to Preston like a fucking retard and drops it.
Preston: alright man lemme wake up
Grayson: hands it to Preston like a fucking retard and drops it.
by Swampass February 21, 2021
Get the Jesus’ Skin Flutemug. Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.
by Citation Puffin January 10, 2015
Get the seeing Jesus in the toastmug. A statement of pure, raw, and utter disbelief. Usually used when you see something absolutely fucking cursed and you can't think of anything asides from "Jesus Fucking Christ."
"So, bro. Did you hear about the whole accident where that kid blew up an entire fucking supermarket?"
"..."
"Bro, you okay?"
"Jesus Fucking Christ.
"..."
"Bro, you okay?"
"Jesus Fucking Christ.
by RiceOfCourse November 26, 2022
Get the Jesus fucking christmug. 1. She was all up in my face trying to take my Jesus.
Note: can also be used as “lose my Jesus”. Ex- If he doesn’t shut up I’m gonna lose my Jesus!
Note: can also be used as “lose my Jesus”. Ex- If he doesn’t shut up I’m gonna lose my Jesus!
by Jilly845 June 7, 2018
Get the Take my Jesusmug. A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
by Blue_Amore June 8, 2018
Get the 50 shades of jesusmug. by Nunyabizppq December 6, 2019
Get the Jesus H. Christmug.