Poop-jack

The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.

Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"

Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."

by YeetYateYote July 18, 2018

Jack Weston

Someone who has not yet obtained a Nintendo switch nor has played the latest version of super smash bros

Jack Weston wishes he had a switch

by Blame16 January 3, 2019

Vax-Jacking

Posting your Covid-19 vaccination card to get likes.

Look at all these people vax-jacking on facebook.

by bababababooey April 7, 2021

Wi-Jacked

Losing your connectivity by having your mobile internet usurped by a local hotspot to which you either have no access or required sign-in.

My Whatsapp conversation with Johny was rudely Wi-Jacked by a BT Hotspot. Had to switch my phone Wifi off to continue else get out of range.

by Imlolilimili January 14, 2015

Jacking Nards

The act in which one fucks with or pisses another person off in a gay way. Not literally jacking another man’s cumsack

Mike: you are fag
Guy 2: shut the fuck up and quit jacking nards you dumb smelly ape

by DickDude2002 September 23, 2019

Jack Elson

Lanky

That giraffe looks like Jack Elson

by very very very trustworthy sou May 4, 2023

Tack-Jack

An act that refers to a male, where he has a fistful of thumbtacks while he masturbates. Used when referring to something he wouldn't do...

Oh, geez man! She is so fucking ugly! I'd rather go Tack-Jack than sleep with her.

by Shikigama July 6, 2010