Hoes mad

A gathering of deluded bitches online.

Eg
1. Usually during shark week.

2. When they can't get their own way.
3. They have fucked up so badly they have to pass blame.

Hoes mad again I see

Hoes mad bitches ain't shit but hot air & cock whispering

Ant 'these bitches are at it again'
Rotski 'Hoes mad as fuck'

by Veetolio April 22, 2020

mads

A person who likes to joke around with honk. Mads is scared of leek, kool aid man and lots more. :lipbite:

mads said no. to leek and kool aid man

by REEEEEEEEx1 May 19, 2021

mad mullah

mad mullah; the legendary head and hero of the dhulbahante anti-colonialists

there mad mullah

by readyforthemoon55 August 24, 2020

Mads

A very mucho macho muchacho, muscular, hairy, handsome 47 year old man. His jawline isnt there but his biceps are so big they make thighs tremble. If you walk by him, you may be hit on your thigh from a third leg, weighing at 39kg rested. If youre a girl watch out, if you even look at him too long, you might ovulate. If you finger him, beware, your finger might get stuck. With muscles like iron and a grip like sin, he can clench so hard you’ll never get it out… but you won’t mind. Because as his name means, he’s a gift of god.

"I met a Mads last night. I walked funny for three days"
"Watch him make food, makes me hard"

by alejandro_torresse June 27, 2025

Mad david

Phrase "mad david" is used to describe an unbelievable cringey moment that gave you goosebumps.

Kevin> 3 out of 3? No its 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024

Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe

Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter

by TheGarzo January 29, 2022

Mad Ass-Hatter

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.

Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.

by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019