Ghetto Mailer

A bundle of circulars advertising downmarket grocery stores, dollar stores, and crappy pizza, delivered to your mailbox every Tuesday.

A Netflick, a card from your mother, and the ghetto mailer.

by Theropod X May 17, 2011

ghetto

The United States of America

"This is the ghetto ratatatatata" - Civilized non Americans

by K-Monayyyyyy July 14, 2020

Ghetto Habitat

A run-down neighborhood, complete with random gunfire, broken-down cars and the sound of police helicopters (ghetto birds), also one of the only places to find affordable rent.

I just got out the joint, so the only crib I can afford is in ghetto habitat.

by Timovich July 1, 2022

ghetto true

When some sort of opinion is commonly accepted within a ghetto (usually insulting someone or another group of people.)

I'm from wisconsin, how would I know
yea, it's just ghetto true yo

by Mosus September 22, 2013

ghetto date

A poor man's date, cheapskate.

"Girl, did he Take you on a Ghetto date? What did you do, chase ducks or sometin'?

by Queen of Dolphins November 30, 2017

Ghetto Coursing

When a person puts a high value item out on display in the night hours in the ghetto, only to lie in wait with a pack of dogs (preferably sight hounds/greyhounds). Once a thief has decided to take action and steal the item, the dogs are let free to chase the assailant(s). The outcome is bet upon before hand.

Hey, i just a new greyhound named lucky. Can we use your Gixxer to lure in some ghetto hares? I know she's gonna be a legend in the ghetto coursing league.

by Julian loves woj July 20, 2012

Fairy Ghetto

The people that have damaged trees, by tagging with graffiti (usually in their teens - twenties) and/or Fairy Doors/Paraphernalia (usually primary school children being encouraged by parents) attached by glue, staples, nails or screws.

Gee this is bad....the areas looking like a "Fairy Ghetto."

by Calli the Cockatoo November 3, 2021