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Apparently to Jordan Peterson it's either "someone who believes things without evidence" or "Someone who has been deceived deliberately through mass cooperation"
Hym "No I'm not a Christian because Christianity is a Jewish incest cult coopted by the gentiles and installed as the predominant religion by Augustus Caesar (Who was raised by the Catholic Church) after Julius Caesar was assassinated (Like for the sole purpose of installing Agustus Caesar and installing Christianity as the predominant religion) and then Rome collapsed. They want to be God. And what GOD DOES... Is force people to do an incest cult. That's what God does so that what they do. But I'm not a Christian. Christians are human filth who lie and make shit up to make people live firmly within the confines of their delusions. And the Jews are all for it because they can use the Christians to protect themselves (Even when they do genocide and while they fund terrorists like ISIS which is weird because I thought it was super important to get rid of all the terrorists and here they are funding the terrorists! And using stolen AI to commit genocide!). They could do the tennets of the incest cult I the absolute if they wanted. But they don't! They just lie and steal your identity if YOU don't do the incest cult."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
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Politically christian

A person that identifies themselves as a Christian but doesn’t actually follow Jesus’s teachings of love, compassion or helping those in need, instead only as a way to justify their far-right political beliefs. These political beliefs can be argued to go directly against many of Jesus’s teachings. They often advocate for or practice homophobia, patriarchy and racism ”in the name of god”.
A: John treats his poor wife so bad, you’d think he would act better considering he is so religious

B: he’s really just politically christian, I’ve never seen that man pick up a bible in my life!
by axellpaxel June 14, 2025
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Christian

Sexiest nigga alive get all the hoes smart and with a fat mean cock
Christian is a god
by Stepbrochris November 22, 2021
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Christian

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Biggest (H)eart.
Always (R)eady.
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The (S)exiest.
The (T)iger in person.

The (I)mpossible becomes possible.
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If u got the chance to catch a Christian, don‘t make the mistake to wait. If u can‘t trust his perfect being cuz he‘s too perfect, you weren‘t good enough for a Christian and he‘ll leave you
by BlessedMaria November 22, 2021
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Christian

Christian is a nice seeming person on the outside but when you get to know him it will change. Christian will always gaslight you and accuse you of gaslighting. Christian will constantly start arguments and can't accept when he's wrong. He's a horrible person and a terrible friend
Friend: Hey Christian

Christian: Shut up stop gaslighting me
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Christian

he only has nigga friends beacuse white prople suck🤡🤡. he has a long dick and he can get all the girls he wants. nigga man called rehan is going to confirm that.
wow, look! that's christian the stupid nigga.

*christian stealing him all vbucks*
by lookkkk November 22, 2021
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Christian

Is a very nice person as has a massive dick. He also lasts in bed for hours.
Christian just made me cum
by Bigcloud69 November 22, 2021
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