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Alejandro

Alejandro is thee male version of a Karen.

A small create who is very stubborn, snobbish, arrogant, and very moody.

Usually in a managerial position but requests to speak to the manager elsewhere.
Stop acting like such an Alejandro!
by x_BabyCakes_x September 22, 2023
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Alexa

She is literally perfect and should marry juliuis.They can be perfect together
Alexa and Juliuis are perfect tog
by Idkjusyaman September 29, 2023
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Alejandro Mayorkas

Should never be dhs secretary in the us.
Dear Alejandro Mayorkas you're not fucking patriotic enough, you don't deserve dhs secretary
by Sexydimma September 30, 2023
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alexnewtron

Meepcity, Roblox Developer.

Alex new trim was involved in some HEATED cancel culture!

Story P1

##IN SCHOOL HALLWAY#
Jackson: Have you heard of AlexNewTron?
Jamie: Oh god! No, I haven’t! I’m not trendy!!! :(
Jackson: Oh! Well I HATE him! I want to put his head on a spike!
Hammy: Woah! You’re almost as violent and brutal as Jamal!
Jamal: Broski! What?
Florence: Skibidi Toilet!
Camila: Ugh! You’re so cringe! I’m leaving you 4 Rodrick!
Rodrick: Heck yeah!
Florence: Awh man… *crying*
Hector: *snorts* You can hang out with me! *smiles creepily and snorts*
Florence: Ew! Get away from me!
alexnewtron Story P2
*Everyone starts cheering for Florence*
Everyone: OHH! ROASTED!
Danielle: Uhm.. Florence, that was so cool! Wanna date?
Florence: sure!

*smooch in front of everyone*
Everyone: Get a room!
##IN STORE##
Jackson: Hey wassup cashier! I wanna buy these cigars!
Cashier: My name is Brian.. and no.
Jackson: WHY?
Brian: Because you’re ugly!
Jackson: That’s it!
*Jackson pulls out a knife and throws it at him*
Brian: Augh.. ugh.. hss.
*Brain faints, barely alive*
Jackson: Oh no.. I’ve got to go hide the body!
*Jackson goes outside and throws it in the bin*

*Jackson puts on Brian’s fit*
Maria:
Heeey Brian! Wanna go to my bed?
Jackson{as Brian}: Sure.. Yeah!
##IN MARIA’S BEDROOM##
Maria: Undress for me babe!
Jackson: Aight. Let’s do it!
*They do it for 30 minutes*
Jackson: That was great.
*All of a sudden, Brian summons all of his classmates in Maria’s bedroom.*
Classmates: JACKSON! AYOOO!
Maria: You’re not Brian!
Jackson: I can explain!

*Brian teleports Jackson into the graveyard. Jackson is naked*
Jackson: Hey, don’t look there!
Brain: Your end is here!
*Brian exposes himself as the Grimm Reaper*
Grimm Reaper: You will perish!
*Jackson dies and the Grimm Reaper decides to ruin the universe for good*
by mathsdebator October 16, 2023
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Alexnotte

Janked out. It's an it . Popular for ladies not decent ones , just whores and crack heads . Alexnotte is equilvilant to a bulls asshole cause just like it , nothing comes out but bullshit. Alexnotte laughable tool
by Sharnashazem October 17, 2023
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Alejandro Daniel Bravo

Most handsome man in the world, born in Turlock CA, raised in Oak park CA and in Livingston CA
Damn, you see that firme ass foo? His name is Alejandro Daniel Bravo. They say he is the most handsome man in the world
by Abravo3235 October 23, 2023
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Alejandro

Alejandro is the type of guy who’s a white latino and is fat. Alejandro is usually a short guy with a hairy beard and attracts no bitches. Alejandro is secretly gay but doesn’t say nothing, Alejandro the type of guy that gets fucked by his girlfriend.
“Oh, look its bitch ass Alejandro”
by Abc78 October 28, 2023
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