Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences
by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023
Get the Assholemug. by Turn of event August 7, 2016
Get the Assholemug. A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
Get the Texan Asshole Blazemug. A charming guy pretending to be lots he's not. Sociopatich characteristics, like manipulative, "evil", hidden intentions, passive aggressive, etc.
No use challenging him when it comes to a girl, she'll end up with him every time. But she will soon regret chosing him when he destroys her life completely.
No use challenging him when it comes to a girl, she'll end up with him every time. But she will soon regret chosing him when he destroys her life completely.
by Johnny Punk August 4, 2019
Get the Assholemug. by Parap93 September 19, 2019
Get the barbed assholemug. by nohomo4206967 October 2, 2025
Get the Asshole creammug. Netflix: Kenji and Brooklyn are now bf and gf
Half of the entire freaking fan-base: You pulled a J.K Rowling on us you asshole
Half of the entire freaking fan-base: You pulled a J.K Rowling on us you asshole
by Dudeman093u4 December 10, 2021
Get the Assholemug.